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Parkering: Travel Goals

Norway is full of surprises. Everyday we find something strange (to us) yet wonderful. Brown cheese is the best! Skiing to town! And amazing public transport….America has a lot to learn.
On almost every corner we find a sign that reads “parkering forbudt” which means parking is forbidden. Because public transportation is so wonderful, parking is largely unnecessary. Car traffic is minimal. We hop a bus or maybe a tram (both are viable options) to Frogner Park.

Because today, we are parkering ourselves (see what I did there) in Frogner Park. It is a very large urban park and also home to hundreds of statues by the artist, Gustavo Vigeland. Born Adolf Thorsen, he changed his last name to honor the area where he grew up. Vigeland worked as a sculptor at Nidaros cathedral, studied with Rodin in Paris and is considered the most prolific Norwegian sculptor.
He is best known for the 212 pieces installed in Frogner Park. Large naked figures convey humanity in all of its moods. My favorite in his collection are the children, looking sassy and moody. I recognize the expressions. A perennial favorite is the iconic angry baby. I am especially drawn to a sculpture of a small girl looking angrily at an older brother who is looking back with a “what did I do?” expression. Art imitating my life.

At the end of the park we find a lovely cemetery and decided to take a walk through. People are strolling in the park like setting. I stop to photograph the military monuments honoring those who died in World War II. Directly across the lane, we find a small, seemingly unmarked grave with American flags.

Curious, I walk over to see why a grave without a headstone is adorned with Old Glory. Upon closer look, we see that the grave belongs to America’s Top 40 DJ, Casey Kasey.
This seems strange. Via the magic of the internet, we discover that he wanted to be buried in the U.S.. But there was a family fight, and his wife had him buried here in Oslo. It apparently was quite ugly and fraught with the controversy. It is sad. I am saddened that he doesn’t even have a grave marker. This man was an important part of my youth as I tuned in each week for the countdown. We pay our respects.

There is something peaceful about older cemeteries. The birds sing. Graves from WWI and WWII in military rows convey a sense of order and gravitas. Monuments to British soldiers who gave their lives defeating the Nazis are covered in blankets of fresh greenery. The breeze whispers through the trees.

Eventually, we cross back to Frogner park where preschoolers in their yellow safety vests run and play. Mothers pushing large prams stroll leisurely through the park. Dogs and their owners frolic on the lawn. Endless busloads of tourists make a mad dash to take photos of the sculptures. Meanwhile we are parkering on benches and the cafe.

I sip coffee and eat a surprisingly good slice of key lime pie. We people watch and enjoy the bright sun. Walking the street to the tram, we find interesting art installations, coffee shops, and a public library. The buildings in Frogner are a mix of apartments, businesses and small shops. It is a vibrant and welcoming neighborhood. But all good things must come to an end.

Back in our neighborhood, I talk my husband into visiting the park across the street. It is a lovely botanical garden and the greenhouses are open. It is very hot inside compared to the cooler outside weather. But there are lily pads and Venus fly traps. Summer blooms and tropical vibes…. I think I will also be parkering in this park … at least for awhile.

Parkering in the park. We sit down for yet another cup of coffee in a lovely courtyard and catch the lingering sunshine.

Parkering in the park…. I like it……

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Time Traveling in Oslo: Travel Goals

I love outdoor history museums. The Norsk folk center in Bygdoy did not disappoint. The Norwegian King had entire neighborhoods and farms and other random buildings moved to this park so that visitors can experience life across Norway. We get there early.
I am excited to arrive at the Stave church before any other visitors. We are able to admire the dragon carvings and dark church interior undisturbed. Inside, a unique last supper scene carved in wood is the only adornment. Pillars and beams take up most of the space. Despite the exterior size, an interior gathering in this structure would need to be small and intimate. It is rustic and wonderful.

Even the storage house nearby, is a great example of the craftsmanship of expert wood carvers. There are dozens of these multistory sheds or barns on the property. Farmer’s storehouses expertly carved in wood with slate or earthen roofs are literally everywhere.

There are dozens of houses and farm buildings representing each region in Norway. While some are closed, most are open for exploration. This allows us to experience what a Viking cabin might feel like, complete with an open fire and beds in wooden stalls. We tour school houses, farm houses, coastal cabins, and apartment blocks. Ancient to modern Norway, traversed all in an afternoon.

In a gathering of Norwegian architecture like this, it is easy to see the evolution of carving and painted interiors. The farmhouse furniture is predominantly long benches and tables in open rooms. The city houses favor small rooms with small chairs tucked into snug corners.

After several hours of touring the houses and farmsteads, we walk through wonderful museum spaces filled with decorative arts. Ornate weapons, sleds, tapestries, chests, bowls, and other precious artifacts are span across time. Spaces hold interactive timelines and information about each preservation artifact.

Exhausted after several hours of immersive history, we stop to have a sandwich in the cafe. Of course I want a peak in the shops, but as I was doing so I notice one final exhibit. The recreation of Norways first parliament. If there is a building they left out, I don’t know what it could be. Today I walked farms, barns, schools, manors, cabins, prefab houses, apartment blocks, churches, shops, and more. Truly a wonderful museum in Oslo. There is no better place to time travel through Norwegian life.

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Jump: Travel Goals

Norwegians love skiing. In Tromso, they ski to work. In Oslo it is warmer, so they have indoor skiing and they have snow machines to maintain cross country trails. But the king of the mountain is the Holmenkollen ski jump.
We take the tram up the mountain to Holmenkollen and then walk uphill to the massive, world class ski jump. The top of the jump is accessible through the Norwegian ski museum.

I find the Museum delightful. In case you wonder if Norwegians were born in skis, yes they are. The museum has video footage of six month olds happily skiing and the tiny skis to prove it. It truly is the national pastime.
The museum also has exhibits on polar expeditions, prehistoric skis, and Olympic athletes.We try a ski simulator that lets us know what it feels like to ski jump and also to complete a downhill race. It isn’t real yet. I am not even on skis yet I am sure the bunny slopes are for me. We try a ski race and pack pulling machines. My husband is stronger and was a little faster….at least this time.

After goofing around the interactive museum, we take the elevator to the top of the Holmenkollen ski jump. The view is magnificent, beautiful, and vast. Mountains, city, and fjords. But the the big draw, the view off the starting gate onto the jump is terrifying. Who would do that? No. No way. Nope.

I can’t imagine the adrenaline athletes experience as they take a ski lift to the elevator and emerge on the platform. Thirty thousand people cheering. Medics standing by. They hurl themselves down the slope to hit the curved jump. They fly hundreds of feet in the air only to land on an even steeper slope. They then must turn and slow before reaching the end of the track. I would love to witness the sport live, but my advice to anyone I knew and loved would have to be …. Please! Don’t jump!

We talk about the craziness of it all as we walk back toward the train. We find the lovely Holmenkollen restaurant on a hill with an awesome view of the Oslofjord. The vibe is mountain cabin retreat complete with woodsmoke and antler motif. Throw in a little jazz music and sunlight on the fjord below…Heaven.

I have eggplant. It is delicious, but even if it was not. Just come for the view. I am lost in the moment. A good meal with great ambience. I almost don’t mind the sky high Norwegian food prices. Almost.

We wander down the hill. I am amazed we are so close to the massive ski lift that be seen from almost anywhere in Oslo… and we can’t see it. We are literally underneath it and it has completely disappeared from view. Perspective. Angles. How strange to know it is there and not be able to find it.


Partway down the mountain I cajole my husband into getting off at a stop with hiking trails. I want to see where they go. Just a short way into the forest, I see more ski jumps in various sizes. Baby jumps that would still scare me to death. We hike to the complex. These Norwegians are crazy….about skis.

Back at home (our Oslo apartment), I take a walk in the garden across the street. I find bees and Spring flowers. I soak up sun and stop to smell the aroma of tees and mulch.

I linger among the pine trees and touch the cool bark. I tell myself I am made for this, to be grounded to the earth. I belong on land. Others can jump and fly through air. I am made to hike and walk amongst the trees.

As I round the corner and top the garden path. I look up and see Holmenkollen high on the mountain. Jump….it taunts. I wisely remain grounded…. And always will.

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Military History: Travel Goals

We aren’t sure what to expect at the Akershus Festning (Fortress). We walked by the large park/military complex when we first arrived in Oslo (two weeks ago). But it is much bigger than it appeared from our walk along the harbor. The walled fortress houses a castle, a resistance museum, a military museum, outdoor amphitheaters, military offices, horse paddocks, and barracks. Just walking the grounds will take some time.
We start at the welcome center. It is small, and has a few artifacts and a vr game. The attendant tells us the castle is closed. But, we can buy tickets directly at the military museums. Not off to a great start, we wander down the hill and over a bridge to the military museum. Along the way, I am fascinated by the statues and public art. We are not sure where the park ends and the military base begins. It is a strange mix of people out for a stroll and uniformed servicemen with guns. I figure we will eventually be confronted if we are not in the right area as we follow the gps across the festning.
When we reach a large building with cannons and military vehicles on display, we assume we have arrived. Past the few tanks outside, we entered the museum complex. The soldiers checking us in are friendly and warn that much of the museum will not have English. We have google translate at the ready.
The first gallery is about NATO actions since WWII. It was a great reminder of the many times our Allies have supported U.S actions in Africa, Kuwait, Afghanistan, etc. Americans tend to dismiss or downplay allied contributions. It is useful to see the world through many perspectives. Having been in military museums in England, Portugal, and Australia, I have a different appreciation for NATO. I love museums that challenge my thinking, especially about topics I assume I know very well from an American perspective.

The museum is surprisingly large. The galleries follow a chronological timeline starting with Viking artifacts. Who doesn’t love a Viking sword? Medieval exhibits contain the usual swords, crossbows and simple cannons you find in other European museums, but they also include weapons from the armed ski patrols. There are sleds that pull military supplies and even a sled with mounted cannon. All necessary in snowy Norwegian mountain territory.

Because Norway was a Nazi occupied territory during WWII, there are multiple exhibits with artifacts from the occupation. I find myself both fascinated and horrified at the Norwegian lived experience during WWII. I realize that despite teaching history for many years, I was largely ignorant of events in Norway as the American narrative is almost exclusively from an American and British point of view.
I recoil viscerally as I encounter Nazi artifacts. Today, they don’t seem part of a distant past. They seem all to real and all to close. The photographs of children could be my parents. The young adults so horribly affected could be my grandparents. WWII had been a distant event to be taught. Today it seems recent and real. The faces looking back at me, look hauntingly contemporary. They insist I bear witness.

The museum takes several hours to complete. We find exhibits and artifacts from the Cold War era and an exhibit in recognition of the ongoing hostilities in Ukraine. The interpretive space uses video documentaries to illustrate the Russian aggression against civilians and war crimes violations. It was a moving reminder of the effort and sacrifices required to defend democracy in the face of autocratic aggression.
By the end of the museum, I am somber, tired, and hungry. In need of a break, we walk out of the park to a bakery for sandwiches and cake. I laugh as a picky American tourist grilled the counter attendant about what kind of cheese was on the sandwich. Without blinking, she replies , “yellow”. Amused and refreshed, we walk back up the hill into the fortress and make our way to the resistance museum.
The first museum of the day was about the military and armed conflict. The resistance museum is dedicated to the personal resistance to facism and Nazism leading up to, during, and after WWII. The museum experience is emotional and evocative. As you enter the museum you are confronted with a barricade of dozens of rifles with the German ultimatum for surrender affixed to bayonets. The Nazi invaders made 14 demands which were all rejected by Norway. The Norwegian King was smuggled out of the country by boat to England to evade capture. The museum tells the story of the Norwegian people who remained and who resisted the occupation. They believed democracy was worth preserving and many paid with their lives.

The museum defines Naziism as a political ideology that embraced nationalism, militarism, and racism. Panels describe how it spread with fake news and fake science…how messages were targeted to the unemployed and hungry. It showed many attempts to start a Nazi party in Norway and how the people resisted.

The citizens resisted. The teachers refused to teach Nazi sponsored curriculum that subverted history. They went to forced labor camps rather than teaching lies. Nazis created mandatory youth organizations (Hitler Youth) and weakened education requirements, in response.
When the Nazis took over the Lutheran Nidaros Cathedral and began giving directives to the local parishes, the clergy resigned. Many continued to serve their communities in parks and squares outside the official church. Sabotage was carried out in inventive ways. Underground newspapers sprang up. People died for their acts of resistance, but the others carried on.

A few rooms commemorate the abysmal treatment of the Norwegian Jews. I physically recoil at the accounts of imprisonment and almost wretch when I get to the display of cyanide canisters that were used to poison people in the showers. They just sit there, looking like an ordinary household cleaning product. A small round box of death. Small and unobtrusive in shades of red and blue. Evil in the prettiest packaging. What is wrong with people that this could ever be a product manufactured and sold?
Photos of shaves heads (meant to dehumanize) and striped prison uniforms hanging in the exhibit made me sad at the inhumanity and lack of empathy. Never again, they said after the liberation of the camps. Never again should be foremost for all of us. In my head I can’t stop comparing images of men with shaved heads sitting in cramped rows or in cramped cages in modern El Salvador. Different time. Different circumstances. But the similarities haunt me just the same. Who are we? What will we become? This museum asks us to decide if we will resist or collaborate with oppression…….

We end the exhibit once again learning about the importance of allies. The British, the Australians, the Americans and others who banded together are honored for their contributions. They were critical in the fight to overcome invasion. There are lessons here for all of us.

Outside the museum are the graves of three people executed by the Nazis. They were hung on this spot. Students, members of the White Rose, defenders of free speech, defenders of democracy. There are fresh flowers. The people remember. I bear witness. Never again.
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Tromso Love Is True, But I Hate Their Airport: Travel Goals

I mention in each travel day post that I dislike air travel. It feels chaotic and uncivil in ways other forms of transport avoid. Each airport and airline has its own system that you can’t know if you have not been there before. Sometimes your experience is different due to the people you encounter. Add in tight time constraints, and I have a recipe for stress.
To combat my airport anxiety, we usually leave earlier than we need. This is especially true if we are staying in a residential neighborhood and we don’t speak the language. Thankfully, my Uber app works in Norway. An actual taxi shows up in under five minutes (I no longer have to think about bus routes ….and back up plans…..check).

I relax as we pull into the small airport. We have more than enough time. Too much time. That makes me happy. There are no workers visible as we make our way to baggage drop. We realize that we have to get our own baggage tags, but we aren’t sure where. We find the self service kiosks after wandering around. There are literally no workers helping anyone. The lines are long. An elderly woman asks for our help. I help her get her documents and we wait for our turn. I put in our information and we get a boarding pass ….but no luggage tag. I try again and again on a different machine… no tags.
Now what? I go to the only human that looks official, standing alone, and looking at her phone. She tells me she only works for her airline ……not ours. Find your sign she says. I look everywhere and see a board with dozens of small emblems. A worker pushes past me in the crowd, I try to ask…she keeps walking. I notice that several other passengers are in the same situation.
Finally a worker that I track down as she races away from me tells me to get in line for counter three. We do, and are 8th in line. The line for counter four is 30 people deep. We wait. Twenty minutes go by and the worker is still assisting the same family. The crowd grows restless. I try a ticket machine again. Still not working… I ask for help from a passing person in an airport jacket, and am ignored. Someone appears and is randomly helping people in the back of our line. We wait. Forty minutes and the line finally moves.
Two from the front of the line now and an agent appears and moves the people in front of us over behind a tape barrier. She asks why we are in line. I tell her we were unable to get baggage tags. She tells me I have to go to a machine. I tell her I have. She gets mad and tells us to come with her to a machine. My husband stays in line, we are giving up our place as there are now dozens of people in line.
I follow her back to a kiosk. She tells me how to work the machine. I tell her I have already done the things she suggests multiple times and was able to help others successfully. She yells, “I am trying to explain to you.” I say okay. She tries again. It doesn’t work…again. She says “maybe it was out of paper the first time, lots of people have this problem, I need to understand what is happening to help.”
I get sent back to the line and we get moved behind the tape barrier. She then turns and proceeds to tell the many people in line behind us that they have to move to the end of an even longer line four. This is when the mutiny happens.
People who have been standing in line for almost an hour with no movement and no assistance are being told to move into a line that doesn’t even show they service the correct airline. They refuse to move. The airline agent tells them she needs to clear the aisle for safety. They refuse. She tells them they have to listen, that she is in charge. They refuse. She keeps saying I understand……I know it is unfair ……but you have to do as I say. They refuse.
I honestly don’t know what happens next. It takes all of two minutes to print our baggage tags. I suspect if she spent as much time opening a new computer as she spent yelling at passengers who could not navigate faulty self service equipment she could have cleared the ticketing area in short order. There are only two counter agents in an entire airport trying to cover passages for over a dozen airlines. Welcome to the post technology hellscape of travel.
Security lines are long but moving. For whatever reason everyone with a camera is being detained and having a residue check. So I wait. There was no room to wait so I shield my belongings and dodge passengers dashing to their planes. Eventually my coat and very old camera are released.
Finally, a few hours after we get to the airport, we are able to sit and have a croissant. The view from the airport windows of snow on the fjord makes the Tromso waiting areas among the most beautiful I have ever seen. Unfortunately the inside of this airport is chaos. The tagline for tourism social media here is Tromso love. My hot take on the airport is Tromso hate.
It all becomes a little clearer when the same counter agents from downstairs appeared to check in passengers for at least three flights. So it appears that three, maybe four, people are providing check in service and boarding services for a dozen airlines! I predict in the next iteration of cost cutting we will be self serving snacks (which you have to pay for on a domestic flight) and possibly serving as co-pilot.

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Chasing the Northern Lights: Travel Goals

One of the best reasons to come to Norway in winter is to see the Northern Lights. We brave the cold and the snow. We take a boat up the coast far beyond the arctic circle. We encounter six nights with low clouds and wind and snow. With only one night left, we sign up for a light “chasing” tour guide. Honestly, I don’t hold out much hope because it is still very cloudy.

We meet our guide, a French man named Matthieu, at the cruise terminal. About twelve people set out with us in a van. A French guide with a Polish driver escorts Americans, Japanese, Brazilians, and Canadians on an international quest to find the lights. I am not sure how to feel when Mattie announces that we will be heading toward the coast to “wait out the clouds” and “see what happens”. He explains that tonight isn’t really a chase, but rather a waiting game for the clouds to break along the coast. I read earlier that the best chance to see lights was to go inland to Finland, and we had even been encouraged by the “find your guide” organization to bring the passports in case we were stopped in Finland. Now, our guide decides to go the opposite direction to the coastal islands. I am skeptical.

First we stop at a fjord just before dark and it is truly beautiful. Even if we don’t see lights, the scenery is spectacular and worth the price of the guide. Back in the van, we drive over the mountains, around fjords, and to a sheltered spot along the fjord on an island. We are barely out of the van standing in the lingering daylight when Matthieu tells us to look up. The lights have appeared.

It is thrilling, those first glimpses of colored streaks of light. At first they almost look like thin contrails. I realize that our guide knows his business as the light grows brighter and begins to bend and stretch. I don’t know where to look and find myself turning circles to monitor the sky.

I make my way down to the water. Halfway down the hill, the snow gives way and I fall up to my knees in a snow bank. I lose a crampon spike , but luckily a fellow traveler retrieves it. I don’t care, I am only looking up at the incredible light show. Once I am safely on the beach, I find a rock to serve as my lounge chair. The show just keeps getting better. It strengthens until it disappears momentarily, and then strengthens again.

It dawns on me, that a six hour northern lights expedition means two hours travel and four hours sitting in the high winds and cold …..On a rock….in snow….. ice…..by the arctic ocean. I pull my parka tighter and listen to the peaceful sounds of the water against the shore. I strain to see anything that might be the lights. Our guide sits silently and patiently. He tells us that we are lucky to have a warm night. He says that the wind feels much colder when the temps are several degrees below zero. I am very thankful that I purchased an eider down coat for the trip. Only my feet (close to the ice) are cold (despite two layers of wool socks).

When the lights come to life, I forget to be cold, but there are long stretches in between. We have some hot chocolate and get in the van to warm our frozen phalanges. After a short stay, it is back to the wind. To experience the lights you have to be in the dark open sky. When it seems that my toes would snap or my camera would explode from too many snaps, we load the van to head back to Tromso.
In between mountains in a completely uninhabited area, we pull into a parking lot and hurriedly exit the van. The guide spots an explosion of light and stars. He is yelling in excitement. It looks like spotlights are shooting off the top of the mountains. The lights dance and glow. There are thousands of stars…Spirals of light and stardust. Magical. Ethereal. On the last night in the Artic, the heavens put on a show I will never forget. I am breathless and joyful. We chased the lights and caught them. They will always live in my memory.

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Traipsing through Tromso: Travel Goals

I am up early, charting our course. The sun is shining and the snow has stopped, at least for now. It is a beautiful day for exploring the arctic town of Tromso. We start our day at Polaria aquarium, solely based on the fact that it was one of the few places open earlier in the day.
Walking to Polaria from the bus station, we notice that Main Street has heated sidewalks so most of the walk is clear. In some areas, though, we navigate several inches of ice and snow. The streets are not heated and icy, so crossing traffic is interesting. But eventually we make it across town unscathed. Walking downhill to the entrance was more like a slip n slide.
We arrive just in time for the feeding of the seals. Long whiskers and expressive faces make the seals extremely popular. They swim and eat fish with abandon, oblivious to the watching crowd. Dozens of onlookers watch as they are weighed and perform training behaviors as part of wellness checks. Afterwards, they eat the ice that preserved their fish. I tease my husband that they may be related to him (white bearded, ice loving, and mischievous).

Polaria has great aquarium tanks and interactive technology. We spend a few hours learning about arctic wildlife. We play interactive games that teach us about food chains and habitat. Climate change maps encourage more responsible behavior from all of us.
After all that play time, we need nourishment, so we head across the street to the infamous Mack brewery pub, Ohallen. Founded in 1877, Mack’s claims to be the northernmost brewery in the world. The interior is warm and has a nautical vibe. It is warm and cozy, therefore a great place to rest.

Just down the street is Tromso cathedral. Situated on the main square, it is a hub of tourist group activity. Tour groups came and went with regularity. We step inside and find a quiet sanctuary. The simple wood interior and clean lines direct attention to the altar where Christ ascends in a somber portrait. The centerpiece is flanked by two stained glass windows. One window depicts a serpent twined on a cross. An interesting choice for a Christian house of worship.

At the back of the church, an illuminated globe provides opportunity to light a candle in prayer. Nearby, a tree for Ukrainian peace is hung with paper doves. Next to that, we are invited to decorate a tree with tied colored strings for world healing. I linger awhile to send my prayers and tie my string.

A pedestrian only zone across the street from the church is lined with interesting shops and restaurants. While it isn’t exactly crowded, a surprisingly steady stream of tourists and locals line the walkways. I am sure that I would not like the summer crowds.

After unsuccessfully shopping for souvenirs (things are too expensive), I do buy some crampon spikes to slip over my shoes. I am tired of slipping on the ice. They work like a dream. After my big purchase, we stop at a chocolate shop. I buy a chocolate lemon macaron. My husband gets his bag of chocolates. The candies are beautiful works of art. I almost hate eating my lovely macaron….but not enough to keep me from wolfing it down.

Revived from our snack, we take the bus across the bridge to the Arctic Cathedral. I have been looking forward to this all day. It is one of the things I most want to see in Tromso as the stained glass and architecture are highlighted in the articles I read to prepare for the trip.
The views from the outside are spectacular. The bridge, the fjord, and the mountains make a spectacular backdrop. My spikes make the climb up the hill so much easier. I am no longer worried about sliding headlong into traffic as I walk along the ice covered roadways.

The entrance to the church is $8.00 (800 NOK). It seems silly to charge entrance to a church, but there are likely maintenance costs so I happily pay. Happily, until I enter. The “cathedral” is only a large, plain white room. The pews are reminiscent of my 1970’s childhood. There is a large stained glass window at one end but the view is obstructed by three modern chandeliers. I walk to the front and kneel down to see the glass.
My husband says he feels robbed and I agree. We have been in the church exactly two minutes and have exhausted the view. I find an interesting prayer circle in the back of the church. The colorful wooden beads suggest different prayers. After several minutes, I see a sign that says photo display and restrooms. I figure that an $8.00 admission should at least cover a bathroom break (public toilets in Norway have been credit card controlled in many places). The photo display consists of a few framed photos of the Northern lights in a hallway by the bathrooms that otherwise looks like a locker room. Needless to say, as much as I love visiting churches, this one does nothing for me. It feels like a sterile, Hollywood soundstage, not a place of worship.

And so, we walk back down the slippery hill, get back on the bus, and ride all the way to our neighborhood. After the disappointing cathedral, I want to find a new adventure. So, I talk my husband into walking to a shopping mall nearby. At least we try to walk there.
The GPS keeps directing us to turn where there is no road. Upon closer inspection, I find footprints over an eight foot snow bank. Emboldened with my spikes, I climb the bank. I see what I assume is a park. Snow reaches halfway up the lamp posts. The tracks I can see are several inches deep. A no go without snow shoes. Ten minutes slugging through several feet of snow would surely take at least 30 minutes. It would also ensure we were wet and freezing cold. A snug evening at home with pizza and a movie suddenly seems like a great choice.

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The Struggle: Travel Goals

Excitement is high as we land in Tromso. It is beautiful. Mountains and fjords merge together under a cloudy sky. Dramatic is the only word to describe the landscape. Here we disembark.
We wait impatiently for others to leave the ship. Many only have a few hours to experience Tromso and we will stay a few days. So we wait until others have cleared the port area. The entry to the visitors center is locked. No one seems to know how to open it. We watch from an upper deck as men on radios consult each other and passengers are stranded in the snow between boat and entry.

Finally, we reach the dock. The port building is modern, with escalators, gift shops, visitor information, and a bus port.
After getting our bearings, we figure out that we need to walk to a bus station at wi-fi (the actual name of the stop). The 28 bus runs all the way to our rental house. The bus stop appears to be only a few blocks away.
It sounds like an easy walk, except the roads and most sidewalks are covered in ice and snow. My suitcase is too heavy to carry that far, and it is difficult to drag through snow drifts. We walk on, but I slide around on the ice like a drunken figure skater. My husband lends a hand as his shoes seem to be gripping the ice.
We finally reach the station and buy a ticket. There are a lot of people on the bus. We try to swipe the tickets, but realize no one else is. This is different than our usual public transportation experience. I wedge myself between a baby buggy and the wall. I don’t want to block the aisle with my backpack.

The roads are ice covered and snow banks several feet high line the roadways. Meanwhile on the sidewalks (which I can’t tell from the road), people ski, sled, cycle, jog, push baby carriages, and walk dogs. When you live in the arctic, the heavy snow is just every day life.
We stop at Klimavegen. The snow is thick. The gps tells me we have arrived at our house, but all I see are ten to twelve foot snow banks. We watch two teenagers climb the bank and walk down the other side. I think to myself that odds are good that I am heading back to a hotel if that is the only option of getting into the neighborhood. Luckily, the car entrance was actually plowed. Walking in only involved navigating up an icy hill. Two steps up. One slide back. But eventually we arrive.

Once inside, I feel like we are living in an IKEA showroom. It is small, cozy and comfortable. We unpack and soon realize we have no food. The gps shows a 10 minute walk to a shopping center. Unfortunately the path is through a park with eight foot drifts and snow/ice covered paths. Slogging through snow up to my thighs doesn’t seem like a great option.

After a brief rest, we head back to town to buy a few groceries. Breakfast and a few meals at home will save us from the expensive Norwegian restaurants. Groceries, while slightly more expensive than home, are a much cheaper option than restaurants which seem to be double or even triple the costs.
At end of day, we figure out how to use the tv (streaming only), the washer (settings listed in Norwegian), the heating, and the lighting (each panel has six flip switches, a circular dial, and a small button to push). We have to operate heated floors, outdoor vents, ceiling lights, accent lights, and a few things we can’t figure out.
The day has been a struggle, but in a good way. We are experiencing a different way of life. In the last few days we have conquered the elements, figured out how to best enjoy a ship, triumphed over snowy bus routes, figured out how to access a house hidden behind a wall of snow, and bought strange ingredients for meals (such as mash of cow…aka hamburger). Struggles make travel memories. And we are making a lot of memories. Into the arctic and headlong into adventure.

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Into the Arctic: Travel Goals

I wake up quite early and realize it had been snowing through out the night. Steady sleet pounds the windows and I smile. Just as dawn breaks, I emerge onto the upper deck. Today we cross the artic circle and venture far beyond.
We entered the boat in Bergen and will not disembark completely until Tromso. Between now and then are many, many miles of snow.

We hear announcements that we are approaching the arctic circle. I have been prepped to look for a small globe to mark the spot. It is an imaginary line that captures my imagination. Polar expeditions. Ice boats. Polar bears. And the Northern Lights. I hope to encounter at least one.

Shortly after the crossing, the ship Carrie out a ritual for all first timers. A sea creature appears on deck, a god of the sea who decides to bestow good luck after he pours ice water down your back. I decide to risk his displeasure and head back inside.

We sail on as the snow picks up and the wind howls. Eerily, there is no wildlife visible. No fish, no birds, no seals. It is barren wilderness all around. What happened to the animals? I have looked everyday for a fish. I have seen exactly zero.

We disembark in the heavy snow in Bodø. The town is small and non-descriptive. It had been completely razed by the Nazis. When it was rebuilt, it was functionality over aesthetics. Bodo is cold and windy. Snow continues to fall.
We walk into town and find a grocery store to buy snacks. I wander the mall to kill time. We find the high street and take pictures in the snow. I get excited when I find a Salvation Army fretex shop. I love the sustainability of resale. Each piece has a story to tell. I select a wool sweatshirt. I have a feeling I am going to need it. It is cold and wool is warm.

Back on board, we find a spot at the back of the boat to shelter from the stormy weather. It is on the outer deck, so we have a great viewing spot for photos of the shifting landscape. The clouds and the snow make a dramatic backdrop.

Dinner is a local feast of reindeer and klipfish. We enjoy the regional meal and then head to the game room. The sea is rough and we are bored. We play battleship. People that wander by, joke that maybe it isn’t the best game for the evening. Since it is the only entertainment available, we play on. It is slow going due to snow storms and rough sea. We reach Svolvær, there is no time to visit. Just a port in the dark and then we head for a dark crossing of the trollfjord. We stay up for the hot drinks and fish soup on the upper deck. But eventually, the bunk is calling. Tomorrow we arrive at our final destination and I want to be rested.







